When Meeting a New Woman

Guys, when you meet a new woman, you have to be careful about how you act. You need to be very careful about where you look, and what you say. But don’t worry, I can give you the secret that will impress her every time, wherever you happen to meet her.

At some point in the conversation, preferably at the very beginning, perhaps even before you introduce yourself, compliment her on her shoulder. Tell her what a beautiful shoulder it is. How strong yet supple it is. Then stare directly at her right shoulder, and nowhere else. Following this expert strategy could very well win you her affections.

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