Reggy asks: What’s the best way to buy a present for a lady?
Answer: Usually, the best way to buy a present for a lady is to use money. Preferably in whatever your local denomination happens to be. This will help to ensure that you successfully acquire the present and are therefore able to give it to the lady. Using this method provides the best chance for the lady to like the present you bought for her, as long as you’ve been paying attention and actually got something she likes.
-Mr. Advice Man