Farting in Public

Jifra asks: Sometimes when I’m out in public I really have to fart. What should I do?

Answer: The solution is simple. When you need to fart, sing a note as loud as you can. While you’re singing this note, fart. If you can sing the same note as your fart, you get points. Bonus points if your fart harmonizes.

-Mr. Advice Man

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